cowper's glands: The Cowper's glands secrete a small amount of pre-ejaculate fluid prior to orgasm. This fluid neutralizes the acidity within the urethra itself.

ejaculatory ducts: The path through the seminal glands which semen travels
during ejaculation.

epididymis: The epididymis is a 'holding pen' where sperm produced by
the seminiferous tubules mature. The sperm wait here until ejaculation or nocturnal emission.

foreskin, prepuce: A roll of skin which covers the head of the penis in uncircumsized men.

frenulum, frenum: A thin strip of flesh on the underside of the penis that connects the shaft to the head.

glans: The glans is clearly visible in illustration (A) as the head of the penis. The glans in uncircumcised men is usually covered by the prepuce. The glans is highly sensitive, as is the corona, the ridge of flesh that connects the glans to the shaft of the penis.

prostate gland: Also produces a fluid that makes up the semen. The prostate gland also squeezes shut the urethral duct to the bladder, thus preventing urine from mixing with the semen and disturbing the pH balance required by sperm.

scrotum: The scrotum is a sac that hangs behind and below the penis, and containts the testes, the male sexual glands. The scrotum's primary function is to maintain the testes at approximately 34 C, the temperature at which the testes most effectively produce sperm.

seminal vesicles: The seminal vesicles produce semen, a fluid that activates
and protects the sperm after it has left the penis during ejaculation

smemga: A substance with the texture of cheese secreted by glands on each side of the frenulum in uncircumsized men.

testes, testicles: The male sexual glands, the two testes within the scrotum
produce sperm and testosterone. Within each testis is a kilometre of ducts called the seminiferous tubules, the organs which generate sperm. Each testicle produces nearly 150 million sperm every 24 hours.

urethra, meatus: The opening at the tip of the penis to allow the passage of
both urine and semen.

vas deferens: The ducts leading from the epididymis to the seminal vesicles. These are the ducts that are cut during the procedure known as vasectomy.

Politics and Sexual Definitions
bisexual: Possessing characteristics of both sexes :

hermaphroditic: sexually oriented toward both sexes or of relating to performing sexual acts with a person of either sex – with no preference for either sex – for purposes of sexual gratification; a bisexual individual

bisexualism: An ideology that holds that bisexuality is a permissible and desirable portion of a wide range of different types and equally valid expressions of human sexuality; a belief system that advances special rights for bisexuals

bisexualist: Someone who promotes or advocates bisexualism

bisexuality: Sexual attraction directed toward persons of both sexes; predilection to perform erotic acts or obtain sexual gratification with persons of both sexes

cross-gendered: Being inclined to adopt or exhibit behavioural characteristics of the opposite sex and to lack clear identification with one's own sex

gay (HOMOSEXUAL) gender: Primarily a subclass within a grammatical class of terms in a language; however, of great importance in the politics of sex as a euphemism for sexual orientation, intended to obscure and to obfuscate the biological and cultural classification of humans into two sexes – male and female – so as to promote the view that the bipolarity of sexual concepts that grew out of biological reality are social constructs and not a consequence of human evolution

gender activism: A movement for social reform that promotes the legalization of any imaginable sexual orientation, with the main objective being to construct social acceptability of a wide range of sexual orientations and to effect the abrogation of the heterosexual family as the social norm for humanity

gender bias: A system of systematic discrimination against and oppression of women – so the gender-feminists assert

gendercide: The deliberate extermination or reduction in number of some or all individuals of one sex because of their sex

gendered: Reflecting the attitudes, experiences and views of one sex more than the other

gender equity: Also called gender equality or gender balance, a massive program of social re-engineering, by which affirmative-action hiring, wage equality, lowering of hiring standards, pro-female judicial bias and legislation are used to eradicate "gender" differences that radical feminists assert have plagued women throughout the ages. Any discriminatory consequences to boys and men are lightly dismissed through assertions that today's men have to pay for the sins of their fathers. So it is that feminist insist that they can demand that women will be permitted to perform traditionally male jobs if they so desire, but that only men are compelled to perform them as a matter of course. Thereby men are being marginalized and still suffer the traditional ratio of job injuries and fatalities of 19 men for ever woman. In consequence men and women are now not more equal, but the gap in life expectancy between the sexes is widening to six year and more, while women receive higher wages for jobs of lesser risk.

gender-feminism: Short for "Sex/Gender Feminism," according to Christina Hoff Sommers, it is the doctrine that women are "in thrall to 'a system of male dominance' variously referred to as 'heteropatriarchy' or the sex/gender system."

gender violence: The assertion by gender-feminists – contrary to all common sense and available evidence – that violence is endemic in intimate relationships between the sexes, that all such violence is being initiated by men as part of the systematic oppression of women, and that in the allegedly rare occasions when women initiate or perpetrate violence against men such violence is invariably motivated by self-defence on the part of women

gender war: Formerly called the battle of the sexes, when it was not so much a battle as it was all-pervasive and systematic griping by feminists against alleged discrimination by men against women. It has, however, increasingly become known as the gender war and ever since then escalated into an all-out program of psychological and economic warfare against men and boys, with deadly consequences. Suicide rates steadily escalated, especially for men and boys, ever since the feminists became a controlling political force

heterophobe: An individual who is characterized by heterophobia
heterophobia: Irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against heterosexuality or heterosexuals — heterophobic adj.

heterosexual: Sexually oriented toward or of relating to performing sexual acts with a person of the opposite sex for purposes of sexual gratification and procreation; a heterosexual individual

heterosexualism: An ideology that holds that heterosexuality is the only viable and valid expression of human sexuality

heterosexualist: Someone who promotes or advocates heterosexualism

heterosexuality The highest form in the evolution of natural methods for procreation that requires sexual acts between individuals of the male and female sex in a species; sexual attraction directed toward a person of the opposite sex; erotic acts or sexual gratification with a person of the opposite sex

homophobe: An individual who is characterized by homophobia

homophobia: Irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals — homophobic adj.

homosexual Being sexually attracted toward or of relating to performing sexual acts with a person of the same sex; a homosexual person

homosexualism An ideology that holds that homosexuality is a permissible and desirable portion of a wide range of different types and equally valid expressions of human sexuality; a belief system that advances special rights for homosexuals, such as the right to perform homosexual acts in public view

homosexualist: Someone who promotes or advocates homosexualism

homosexuality: Sexual attraction directed toward a person of the same sex; erotic acts or sexual gratification with a person of the same sex

lesbianism: Female homosexuality

masturbate To practice masturbation

masturbation Erotic stimulation of one's own genitals to achieve orgasm

masturbator One who masturbates

misandry hatred of men – something that feminists will never under any circumstances admit to being engaged in or even dream of being possible

misogyny: Hatred of women – something that feminists will accuse anyone of promoting if they should in any way be critical of even the slightest portion of the feminist program of re-engineering society to bring about the planned destruction of our families

patriarch: One who governs his family by paternal right

patriarchy: A community of related families under the authority of a patriarch
Note: Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, the authors of the Communist Manifesto (1848/49), applied the term to mean societies or civilizations comprised of traditional nuclear families, families in which fathers are the breadwinners and figurative heads. They held that a new and better socialist society cannot be constructed unless the concept of the traditional nuclear family is deconstructed and traditional families are abrogated. Marx and Engels promoted that the productivity of all nations can be almost doubled if women are freed from the bonds of their families and the chores of child raising, with women then being free to be incorporated into the work force. They called for the sexual needs of men and women to be satisfied through the concept of "free love" (today it is called sexual freedom), outside of the bounds of traditional marriage or at most in marriages that can be dissolved at will without assigning fault to one or the other partner. Thereby they also thought that the social stigma of illegitimate children would fall by the way-side (every child a wanted child). Children were to be raised in state-funded and -operated nurseries and day-care facilities.
Many factions of the women's liberation movement wholeheartedly adopted Marx's and Engels' ideology, most of all radical feminism (a.k.a. Marxist-, Leninist-, or socialist-feminism), into which, beginning in the 1940s, communism increasingly transformed itself. Radical feminism has since become the dominant political force in all western nations and at the UN.

pederast: One who practices pederasty

pederasty: The practice to engage in anal sex with males, esp. with boys

pedophilia: The sexual molestation by adults of children or sexual intercourse by adults with children

pedophile: An adult who engages in pedophilia

rape: Sexual intercourse with an individual without his or her consent
Note: Allegations of rape and and physical abuse are a primary weapon in the feminist arsenal. In a study done by the FBI it was found that about 30 percent of men serving time for rape with aggravated assault could not possibly have committed the crime of which they had been convicted, because their DNA didn't match that of the semen found on their alleged victims.
Because such allegations are so extremely effective in bringing a man down, they acquired the nickname "the silver bullet."

sex: The distinction between male and female; the characteristics by which humans, animal or plants are male or female; gender: the female sex, women generally, usually with the definite article

sex object: One who is regarded exclusively as an object of sexual interest

sexologist: One who studies sex or the interactions of the sexes

sexual: Pertaining to sex; distinguished or founded on the sex

sexual harassment: Uninvited and unwelcome conduct directed at anyone because of his or her sex
Note: False allegations of sexual harassment are one of the most potent weapons in the feminist arsenal used in the gender war. It is a weapon that men neither use nor hardly ever can avail themselves of. The feminist dominated courts hold that women don't rape, kill, molest, abuse or harass. Women are considered to be innocent under all and any circumstances. The insidious nature of allegations of sexual harassment is that no absolute and objective standards exist by which it can be determined whether sexual harassment occurred, or by which one can measure its degree of severity. Usually a woman's allegations of sexual harassment, even if uncorroborated by any evidence or witnesses, are taken at face value, unless the accused man can prove that he was elsewhere and not in the presence of the accusing woman at the time he was to have been engaged in harassing her. Even that is often ruled out as admissible evidence and the accuser's word made superior to that of any witnesses a man may be able to produce.
Furthermore, what may be a man's nightingale can easily be perceived, or claimed to be, the woman's owl or nightmare. It matters little whether the perceived harassment is a figment of her imagination or a product of her maliciousness.
What aggravates the aspects of sexual harassment allegations is that in many localities it is a criminal offence to sexually harass. In Canada is has been assigned to the same criminal category as rape, to the category of sexual assault.
Therefore "rape statistics" in Canada now encompass criminal convictions for offences that range from uncorroborated charges of leering at a woman in a public swimming pool to rape with aggravated assault and murder. That had a fine effect. It raised statistics for incidents of "rape" to dizzying heights.
sexuality: State or quality of being sexual
sexualize: To distinguish as sexed, to raise sexual awareness, to make sexual
sexual orientation: According to the traditional perspective, one of two possible self-images an individual may have of himself (normally correlating to one's own sex); and according to more liberal views, one of a multitude of sexual preferences one may adopt during his life time, preferences that are not the outcome of one's biological constraints but rather of one's preference with respect to how to obtain sexual excitation and gratification (e. g.: fetishism, homosexuality, pedophilia, sodomy, coprophilia, pederasty, sado-masochism, transsexualism, etc.); syn. see GENDER
sodomist SODOMITE
sodomite: One who practices sodomy — sodomitic or sodomitical adj.
sodomy: Unnatural non-coital (anal, oral or manual) copulation with a member of the same or opposite sex or with an animal
statutory rape: Sexual intercourse with a person who is unable to give meaningful consent Note: Pederasty and other sodomitic sexual acts by adults with children are criminal acts, in fact, they are statutory rape, because children are unable to give meaningful consent. For that reason some homosexualists are engaged in bringing about legislation that lowers the age of sexual consent for children. In some countries the age of sexual consent for children engaged in homosexual acts has been lowered already to the age of 12. Apparently it is thought that if laws lowering the age of sexual consent are enacted that the maturity of children that enables them to give meaningful consent is thereby miraculously brought about. One thing is certain, though, the criminalization of sexual acts with children is thereby much reduced and perhaps eventually completely eliminated by declaring children of all ages sufficiently mature to engage in anything the lobbyists want them to engage in.
Homosexual activists generally deny that that is their intention. However, it is very rare that any of their members object to what is being done with respect to lowering the age of consent for children, and those who do object are quickly silenced by various means.
What remains to be seen is any other logical explanation for lowering the age of consent for children who are being engaged in homosexual acts. It is very puzzling that the play by Eve Ensler, "The Vagina Monologues,"(critiqued by Henry Makow, PhD.) the latest major "cultural export" from the US, contains a very graphic glorification of statutory rape of a 12-year-old girl by a lesbian woman. What is even more curious is that many celebrities who are avowed opponents of child-sexual-abuse and even advertise their "survivor" status (e.g.: Oprah Winfrey) highly praised Eve Ensler's play. So, what are we to make of that? Is statutory rape by women not a criminal act in the eyes of women who are 'survivors' of child sexual abuse? Apparently not.
transgendered: TRANSSEXUAL

transsexual: Gender identity confusion caused by the psychological urge to belong to the opposite sex, often carried to the extreme of undergoing surgical alteration and removal of sex organs, so as to be able to perfectly and completely mimic the opposite sex; an individual who craves to be of the opposite sex. Gender activists don't like to use the term transsexual (or any word with the root 'sex'). They therefore substitute the word that they wish to become the politically correct form, "transgendered.")
transsexualism: An ideology that holds that transsexuality is a permissible and desirable portion of a wide range of different types and equally valid expressions of human sexuality; a belief system that advocates special rights for transsexuals, to the extent that they demand that sex re-assignment surgery shall be publicly funded so as to permit transsexuals to submerge themselves totally and physically in their psychological fixation

transsexualist: Someone who promotes or advocates transsexualism

transsexuality: Sexual attraction directed toward playing or mimicking the role of a person of the opposite sex; erotic acts for the purpose of gaining sexual excitement or gratification while pretending to be a person of the opposite sex

Fetish, noun [c] excessive or irrational devotion to some activity, a sexual interest in an object or a part of the body which someone is interested in to an extreme degree of worship with excessive devotion...

Algolagnia- Another word for sadomasochism (SM) Algolagnia is when pain is transformed into sexual pleasure.

Alternative sexuality- A sexual orientation with a few variations that differ from vaginal intercourse when a monogamous heterosexual relationship has been established.

Alternative lifestyle- Sexual preference that is very different from the "norm," making it necessary and/or desirable. If the alternative sexuality is less common than the norm it will push the individual to reach an accepted subculture.

Animal play- When one or both partners pretend to be an animal (Ex: dog, horse) in a role play.

BDSM- In the beginning it was called Sadomasochism(SM,S/M or S&M.) People involved in sadomasochism were described as bad, sick and pervert. Since some people did not want to be called or described that way, terms like Dominance and Submission (D&S, DS or D/S), Love Bondage and Bondage and Discipline (B&D) were invented to be different from sadomasochists. In the 90's during the Internet revolution all kinky people were establishing arguments to label their kinks. After months of arguments the term BDSM was born. Most of the kinky people were happy after the therm was issued. BDSM combines Bondage and Discipline (BD), Dominance and Submission (DS) and Sadomasochism (SM.)

Bondage- When restraints are placed on the body in any practice to avoid any type of movement.

Bondage and Discipline- Also known as B&D, it involves several sexual practices like bondage, slave training, corporal punishment and dominant/submissive role play.

Caning- The use of a cane on a bottom.

Cat or cat o' nine tails- Originally it was a whip used by the British Navy. Actually it is referred to all whips which are multi-thonged.

Code word(s)- Word or words that are used in personal ads to unnotice sexual proclivities mostly unacceptable in society. Ex: French or Greek culture, clean, discipline, strict, leather, etc.

Consensual- An agreement made by parties for certain type of behavior or activities. When the consent is informed and there is a reasonable knowledge of possible risks is called true consent.

Discipline- The other part of Bondage (B&D) that could also mean punishment or a structured training of a submissive.

Dominance, dominance and submission, D/S, D&S- Used for erotic enhancement, one partner uses consensual empowerment for the other partner. In SM, dominance and submission are the psychological and emotional underpinnings.

Dominant, Dom, Domme, Domina, Dominatrix- The person that in a consensual exchange of power is in charge. If the person is a male is called Dominant or Dom; if is a female is called a Domme, Domina or Dominatrix.

Electro-torture- For a desired physical sensation it is used electrical simulation.

Enema- An instrument or injecting fluid into the anus to flush the lower intestines. In SM scenes enemas are used for humiliation, for preparation for other activities(fisting or anal sex) and/or for pleasure.

Erotic restraint- When movement is restricted for erotic play. It is also referred to the devices used.

Fetish- Sexual Fixation On An Activity, object or Part Of The Body!!!

Foot fetish, foot worship- sexual obsession toward feet or shoes.

Gear- Any equipment used for scene purposes.

Golden shower- Urinating on or in another person.

Humiliation- Part of the erotic control to embarrass or to humble someone by teasing them about their sexual desires. In SM humiliation, ironically, can build a person's self-esteem by reinforcing their sexuality.

Infantilism- Infant-like behavior in role play by wearing diapers, nursing, etc.

Latex- Material used to make fetish items like clothing.

Leather, Leather sex, Leather lifestyle- A synonym for SM used in fetish fashion and gear.

Limit- In SM are the boundaries set by the dominant and the submissive for what to will or to unwill within a scene. Limits must be respected and applied to roles, levels of dominance and submission, time and also activities like whipping and paddling.

Masochism, masochist- The enjoyment of pain, humiliation or being dominated.

Master- When the man takes control in the SM role play.

Mistress- When the woman takes control in the SM role play.

Novice- A person with lack of experience in SM, but willing to learn.

"O" fantasy- Code word for SM or a fictional piece by Pauline Reage.

Over the knee, OTK- Code word or classic spanking position.

Pervert- A person that deviates from the sexual norm.

Play- Taking part of a SM scene or scene activity.

Pony training- Transformation of a boy or girl into a pony to be ridden, to pull a carriage or a well-trained horse in obedience.

PVC-Poly-vinyl-chloride- Plastic used for fetish clothing or pipes used for bondage devices.

Sadism, sadist- Sexual pleasure that results from pain, humiliation and/or domination. The sadist delivers pain or humiliation to the people desiring it by respecting their limits and by being caring and careful.

Sadomasochism, SM- Sexual practices in an advanced level where pain , humiliation and power exchange are being used. SM has also dominance and submission, bondage and discipline, love bondage and erotic spanking.

Safe, sane and consensual- In the SM community are characteristics of acceptable play. During activities, players take safety precautions or they do not participate in practice that could injure mentally or physically their partners. Before the activities they consent by negotiating.

Scene- The SM or fetish community or a SM session or occurrence during play.

Slave- A submissive that is involved in a slave/master fantasy.

Slave training-The instruction of a submissive in a dominant's preference . The submissive's behavior is conditioned.

Spanking- Striking or paddling a submissive in their butts.

Switch- When a person trades places in a SM role or physical play. Ex: top or bottom, dom or sub. It is also a tree or bush branch used for corporal punishment.

Torture- Painful actions used to enhance sexual pleasure.

Training- Discipline used by the dom to control the sub's behavior, condition and/or attitude. Pony training, anal training, position training, voice command response, etc. can be used for training.

TS,Transsexual- A person that mismatches his/her personal psychology. They go for counseling, hormone treatments and surgery. Before surgery a transsexual is referred as a "pre-op" TS and after surgery is a "post-op" TS.

Vinyl- Material used for fetish fashions.

Water sports- Sexual play using urine or enemas.

Whip- Object that can be also a cane, crop, paddle or slapper, or a single or multiple-lash whips to beat a submissive.

Worship- To lavish attention to a body part(Ex: feet.) Also, a role playing attitude toward a dominant.

X-frame- A bondage frame in the shape of an "X" in a horizontal position.

Gay Terms
Androgyny: From the combined Greek words for man and woman, it was once used to denote the state of having both male and female attributes. Its current usage is to denote a form of self- presentation somewhere between butch and femme.

Bisexual/Bi: A person who has sexual and emotional relationships with both women and men, though not necessarily at the same time.

Black Triangle: A symbol in the shape of an inverted triangle adopted by lesbian culture in remembrance of the lesbians who were forced to wear a black triangle and were killed by the Nazis in Europe.

Boston Marriage: Used primarily in nineteenth century New England to refer to two women who set up a household together for an extended period of time. Some Boston marriages were undoubtedly lesbian in nature, but others were probably platonic.

Butch: A lesbian who prefers traditionally masculine dress, style, expression, or identity.

Closet: The confining state of being secretive about one's homosexuality.

Colors Historically Associated With Homosexuality:

Green: United States, 1930's to 1950's.
Red: United States, late nineteenth and early twentieth century.
Pink: Nazi Germany.
Scarlet: Imperial Rome.
Violet: Imperial Rome.
Blue: present-day Russia.
Lavender: throughout history and in present-day United States.
Rainbow: present-day United States.

Come out: To acknowledge one's homosexuality, either to oneself or to others; most often a public declaration of being lesbian or gay.

Commitment Ceremony: Any ritual, religious or secular, for honoring the union of lesbian or gay male couples.

Cross-dressing: The practice of dressing in clothes traditionally assigned to the opposite gender; also called transvestitism or drag.

Drag: Cross-dressing, assuming both the dress and mannerisms of the opposite gender.

Dyke: Once known as a derogatory term for lesbian, the word dyke was reclaimed by lesbians in the 1970's as slang, and many lesbians now refer to themselves as dykes.

Femme: A lesbian who prefers traditionally feminine dress, style, expression, or identity.

Gay: Homosexual. The term refers to both men and women, though many gay women now prefer to call themselves lesbians.

Gaydar: The uncanny and seemingly innate ability lesbians and gay men tend to have to recognize and detect one another; from gay and radar.

Heterosexism: A bias toward heterosexuality, to the exclusion of homosexuality.

Homophobia: Literally, the fear of homosexuals and homosexuality, sometimes merely implied, but often taken to the point where biased statements are made or biased actions are taken against lesbians and gay men. Homophobia can be societal, external, or internalized.

Lesbian: A female homosexual. The term literally means a resident of the Isle of Lesbos, a Greek island where the ancient lyric poet Sappho, whose versed celebrated love between women, lived.

Pink Triangle: A symbol of the shape of an inverted triangle adopted by lesbian and gay culture in remembrance of the homosexuals who were forced to wear pink triangles and were killed by the Nazis in Europe.

Pride March: A public procession or parade of lesbians and gay men to proclaim the pride, solidarity, and unity of gay people.

Queer: Once known as a derogatory term for homosexual, Queer was reclaimed by lesbian, gay, and bisexual activist in the 1980's as a proud name for themselves. Queer blurs both gender and sexual orientation and is regarded as more inclusive of difference than lesbian or gay.

Rainbow Flag: Designed in 1978 in San Francisco by artist Glibert Baker as a symbol of lesbian and gay pride. Originally, there were eight colors in the flag; pink for sexuality, red for light, orange for healing, yellow for the sun, green for natural serenity, turquoise for art, indigo for harmony, and violet for spirit. In 1979, the flag was modified to its current six-stripe format (pink was omitted, blue was substituted for turquoise and indigo, and violet became a rich purple). Signifying the diversity and unity of the lesbian and gay movement.

Ring On Pinky: Wearing a ring on the little finger of the left hand has for much of the twentieth century been a code for homosexuality.

Sexual Orientation: Sexual identification, depending on a person's sexual relationships or affinity.

Significant Other: One's chosen romantic partner.

Smash: A young woman's crush on another woman. The term was used in late nineteenth century and early twentieth century women's colleges.

Transgender: An umbrella term for those who blur the lines of traditional gender expression.

Transsexual: A person who has undergone or is preparing to undergo sex reassignment surgery.

Transvestite: A person who dresses in the clothes and assumes the gender expression of the opposite sex

Religious Sex Terms
Abstinence. Refraining from all sexual activity. Abuse. Physical or psychological harm caused to a child or spouse. The old ditty of "sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never harm me" is false! While sticks and stones can break bones, angry and derogatory words can break hearts. Sometimes, the bones heal faster and more completely. Both physical and psychological abuse are evil!

Adultery. Sexual intercourse between a man and woman who are not married to each other.

Anal intercourse. Using the rectum instead of the wife's vagina for sexual intercourse. Among homosexual men, anal intercourse is a primary sexual activity.

Bestiality. Sexual activity between humans and animals, including masturbation and sexual intercourse.

Birth control. Actions which prevent pregnancy because of sexual intercourse.

Birth control pills. Medication prescribed by a doctor which, when taken by the wife as directed, makes it highly unlikely for her to deliver a child because of sexual intercourse. However, if the wife conceives, the birth control medication may cause the chemical abortion of the pregnancy at a very early stage.

Bisexual. Engaging in sexual activities with members of both sexes.

Chaste sex. Sexual intercourse between husband and wife after marriage. This is God's plan and, if practiced by everyone, would eliminate all sexually-transmitted diseases (STDs) including AIDS in one generation.

Clitoris. A small erectile organ located in the forward area of the wife's vulva. Stimulation of the clitoris during foreplay and sexual intercourse can enhance the wife chances of an orgasm.

Conception. The point at which the husband's sperm unites with the wife's egg, causing life to begin.

Condom. A thin balloon-type device which is worn over the husband's erect penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception. The ejaculated sperm is caught by the condom so it does not enter the vagina and make it's way to the wife's egg. Persons engaging in illicit sex also use condoms to prevent sexually-transmitted diseases such as AIDS.

Contraceptive. Any device, product, or process which prevents conception.

Cunnilingus. Stimulation of the wife's genital area, especially the clitoris, with the husband's lips and tongue. During foreplay. continued cunnilingus is likely to cause the wife to experience an orgasm. Among lesbian women, cunnilingus is a primary sexual activity.

Demon. evil spirit. An agent of Satan with a specific interest in any illicit human sexual activity, including, but not limited to: child molestation, incest, rape, lust, fornication, pornographic fantasies, adultery, homosexuality, and bestiality.

Desire. The normal, natural need felt by husband and wife to have sexual intercourse, especially during foreplay.

Dildo. A penis-shaped rod, often covered with rubber and even containing a variable-speed vibrator.You can buy one on the Internet; just enter dildo or vibrator into any search engine. One with a vibrator should cost about $30 US.] Warning:you may get into some very unsavory sites. Just buy what you are looking for and get out! See vibrator.

Dreams, erotic. Dreams about sexual activities, sometimes connected with someone other than a spouse. Dreams about someone other than your spouse should be prayerfully forgotten and never discussed with anyone else.

Ejaculation. The high point of the husband's orgasm when semen spurts from the penis.

Ejaculation, premature. The husband having an orgasm during foreplay or during the insertion of the penis into the wife's vagina, before actual thrusting has begun.

Erectile. Tissue with blood vessels which fill during the sexual excitement caused by foreplay. The husband's penis and the wife's nipples and clitoris contain erectile tissue.

Erection. The rigid state of organs which contain erectile tissue. The husband's penis becomes erect so it can enter the wife's vagina for sexual intercourse. The wife's clitoris becomes erect so it has a better chance of remaining in contact with the husband's penis during the thrusting of sexual intercourse, thereby increasing the wife's chance of experiencing an orgasm.

Erogenous zone. Any area of the body which is sensitive to sexual stimulation during foreplay. Common erogenous zones include, but are not limited to, the genitals, breasts, and nipples. Other areas with potential for sexual stimulation include the ear lobes, neck, back, and buttocks. Experimentation and open communication between husband and wife is necessary to assure the location of favorite erogenous zones.

Erotic. Anything which is sexually stimulating.

Fantasize. Thoughts which are sexually stimulating. Married persons must limit their sexual fantasies to their spouse. Unmarried persons should avoid sexual fantasies altogether, as they lead to lust.

Fellatio. The wife's kissing, licking, and sucking the head and shaft of the penis during foreplay. Continued activity of this type will cause the husband to ejaculate. Homosexual men use fellatio as a primary sexual activity.

Foreplay. Any action which causes increased sexual excitement before sexual intercourse. Foreplay should be continued until the wife requests the husband to insert his penis into her vagina. As a rule, when she senses her body is ready for sexual intercourse, the vagina will be dilated and the vulva will be moist. The husband usually needs less foreplay than the wife; sometimes, he needs none.

Fornication. Sexual intercourse between unmarried persons; also known in scripture as "sexual immorality."

Gay. A contemporary term for a male homosexual.

Genitals. The external sex organs. For the husband, they include the penis and the testicles. For the wife, it is the vulva.

Harassment, sexual. Unwelcome and unsolicited sexual activity or sexually-oriented comments. Sexual harassment is sin as well as illegal.

Heterosexual. Sexual activity between persons of the opposite sex.

Homosexual. Sexual activity between persons of the same sex.

Hymen. A thin membrane which covers the opening to a virgin's vagina. The hymen does have a small opening which permits douching and the use of tampons but not sexual intercourse. When the hymen is broken on the honeymoon during sexual intercourse, some pain and slight bleeding may occur.

Illicit sex. Any sexual activity which is outside the bounds and bonds of legal marriage.

Impotence. The inability of the husband to achieve and maintain an erection. This condition is usually temporary and is often associated with illness, stress, or medication for such conditions as hypertension (high blood pressure). A dildo or vibrator can be substituted for an erect penis if both busband and wife are willing.

Incest. Sexual activity between members of the same family.

IUD (Intrauterine device). An object which is inserted at the mouth of the uterus (womb) to prevent conception.

Lesbian. A female homosexual.

Lubricant. A cream designed for use in the genital area to eliminate chafing during foreplay and to help insertion of the husband's penis into the wife's vagina for sexual intercourse. Consult your pharmacist for an appropriate product. KY Jelly is a popular personal lubricant.

Lust. Feelings of sexual desire between unmarried persons of the opposite sex or between any persons of the same sex. Sexual desire between married persons is always normal and natural. Lust is always sin.

Masochism. Experiencing sexual stimulation by receiving pain, usually during foreplay. See "Sadism".

Masturbation. Self-stimulation of the penis or clitoris to the point of orgasm.

Masturbation, mutual. A form of foreplay where the wife stimulates the husband's penis while the husband stimulates the wife's clitoris. This activity may be used as a temporary alternative for sexual intercourse.

Molestation. Unwelcome touching of another person's body in a manner designed to communicate or arouse lust.

Natural Family Planning. Birth control based on refraining from intercourse during the time of the wife's monthly cycle when pregnancy is possible. Modern natural family planning is far more reliable than the old rhythm or calendar method, and is based on a normal discharge of cervical mucus, and changes in a wife's waking temperature.

NIV. New International Version; a modern-language translation of the Bible.

Nocturnal emission. An involuntary ejaculation of semen during sleep. This happens about once a month for virgin boys who do not masturbate.

Obscenity. Visual and auditory materials designed to arouse feelings of lust, as specified by the Supreme Court in Miller v. California, 1973. Obscene materials are characterized by sharply focused and detailed representations of all degrees of sexual activity: men with women, men with men, women with women, adults with children, humans with animals, groups having homosexual and bisexual sex with each other. Activities include vaginal, oral, and anal intercourse.

Oral sex. Foreplay which involves using the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the spouse's genitals. Oral sex must be based on mutual satisfaction.

Orgasm, climax. The psychological and physical high point of sexual activity. The husband's orgasm involves spasmodic ejaculation of semen over a period of several seconds. The wife's orgasm may include abdominal spasms. All healthy husbands and wives will reach an orgasm because of extended foreplay and/or sexual intercourse. The wife can experience orgasm because of stimulation of her clitoris, penile thrusting in her vagina, or any combination of the two activities.

Pedophile. A person with an insatiable desire to have sex with children. Pedophiles are convinced their actions are normal; they like to collect and exchange pictures of their victims, and they lie very convincingly in the face of investigation or prosecution.

Penis. The primary male sex organ. During foreplay, the erectile tissue in the husband's penis fills with blood and it becomes erect and hard. This enables it to enter the vagina and deliver an ejaculation of semen within swimming distance of the wife's egg.

Phone sex. Masturbation while talking to another person about sexually stimulating topics. Phone sex for hire usually includes simulated response on the part of the payee.

Pornography. Material which is designed to arouse lust but which does not meet the legal definition of obscenity according to Miller vs. California. As a rule, pornography is less explicit and crude than obscenity. Neither are conducive to wholesome Christian living.

Rape. Forcing sexual intercourse upon an unwilling partner.

Rape, date. Forcing sexual intercourse upon an unwilling partner, preceded by social interaction and even foreplay.

Rhythm method [Calendar Method]. A 1930s means of birth control which involves limiting sexual intercourse to those times in the wife's menstrual cycle when she is least likely to conceive. Not to be confused with Natural Family Planning [NFP].

Sadism. Receiving sexual stimulation by giving pain, usually during foreplay. See "Masochism" .

Safe sex. A misnomer which involves wearing a condom during homosexual or heterosexual intercourse as a means of avoiding contracting an STD. There is no "safe" illicit sex. The failure rate of the best condoms is estimated to range between 10 and 20 percent.

Semen. The fluid which contains the sperm as it is ejaculated from the penis during the husband's orgasm.

Sexual activity. This is the term that should have been used by the court in the Paula Corbin Jones/Clinton matter. Any activity or combination of activities designed to cause sexual excitement which, if continued, will cause orgasm for one or both parties. Sexual activity includes but is not limited to: oral sex, vaginal intercourse, stimulating [with the hands or mouth] the penis of the man or the breasts and vulva of the woman.

Sexual immorality. A general term in scripture referring to intercourse between unmarried persons; fornication.

Sexual intercourse, conjugation. Inserting the husband's erect penis into the wife's vagina, usually associated with thrusting to the point of orgasm.

Sexually-transmitted diseases (STDs). Any disease, such as AIDS, which can be passed to another person during sexual activity. The classic STDs are syphilis and gonorrhea. A common modern STD is genital herpes.

Sperm. The husband's contribution to conception. Sperm can "swim" to unite with the wife's egg after being ejaculated into her vagina.

Spermacide. A birth control product designed to kill the sperm in the vagina before they can reach the wife's egg.

Testicles. The husband's sex organs which create the sperm and secrete testosterone, the male sex hormone.

Trimester. Three months of a pregnancy, usually expressed as first, second, or third trimester.

Vagina. A channel of moist tissue between the vulva and the mouth of the uterus.

Value-free sex education. Telling students about the biology and mechanics of sex without the Bible's moral absolutes which control sexual behavior.

Viagra. It has been estimated that up to 30 million American men suffer from sexual dysfunction (impotence). Until recently, sexual dysfunction has been effectively treated with injections, surgery, and other procedures, many of which are painful and embarrassing. In March 1998, the FDA announced that Viagra® a new drug from Pfizer, Inc., has been approved as treatment for male sexual dysfunction.

Vibrator. A penis-shaped battery-powered device designed to stimulate the vulva, clitoris, and vagina during foreplay. There is a theory that for some couples, excessive and extended use of a vibrator may make it increasingly difficult for a wife to respond to her husband during non-mechanical foreplay and sexual intercourse. May be useful during impotence. You can buy one on the Internet; just enter dildo or vibrator into any search engine. One with a vibrator should cost about $30 US.] Warning:you may get into some very unsavory sites. Just buy what you are looking for and get out! See dildo.

Virgin. A woman or man who has never had sexual intercourse.

Vulva. The wife's primary external sex organ. The vulva includes two sets of lip-like folds of tissue known as the labia. The inner labia (lips) enclose (from front to back) the clitoris, the urethra (for excreting urine, and the vagina. The outer lips are covered with pubic hair.

Vasectomy. A simple operation on the husband in the doctor's office which acts as a relatively permanent form of birth control. In a vasectomy, the tubes which lead from the testicles to the penis are cut by making small incisions in the scrotum. Because of this operation, the sperm which the testicles create cannot be mixed with the semen during ejaculation. There is no physical reason why the husband cannot continue to have a normal erection during foreplay and cannot enjoy sexual intercourse. The best time for a vasectomy is while the wife is pregnant with the last child. This will give the husband's body time to cleanse itself of all sperm before the first ejaculation during sexual intercourse after the baby is born.

Withdrawal. A means of birth control which calls for the husband to pull his penis out of his wife's vagina before sexual intercourse reaches the point of his ejaculation. This is considered to be an unreliable means of birth control. Some drops of semen may ooze from the penis before the first spasm of an ejaculation, or the first spasm may come with insufficient warning to permit complete withdrawal before some semen enters the vagina. If semen is ejaculated at the mouth of the vagina, some sperm may swim upstream and unite with an ovum. It only takes one of each to cause a pregnancy

Transgender Terms
Age play: role playing involving pretending to be a child and often wearing children's clothing. Adult babies.
Androgyne: a person psychologically intermediate between male and female; or a person who rejects a specifically male or female gender role.

Androgynous: having elements of both a male and a female personality; may also refer to appearance and dress. Androgyny.

Berdache: male-to-female and female-to-male crossdressers who were accepted and performed a variety of roles in various North American Indian societies. The word in its original language is negative, so one sociologist writing about these individuals has used the the terms man-woman and woman-man.

Bisexual: a person sexually attracted to both sexes.

Bull dagger: an extremely masculine lesbian. The term is often used negatively.

Butch: a masculine-appearing person. Often used to describe an assertive, somewhat masculine lesbian.

Camp: an affectation usually done in humor which might involve a satirical or sarcastic depiction of the opposite sex.

CD: crossdresser, crossdressing.

Cherry: represents the Virgin Goddess, also used in the title of the book Cherry Single, which can be read on this web site (I'm shameless).

Closeted: hiding one's sexuality or gender predilection from others or the public. Closet case.

Come out: to tell others about one's hidden sexual or gender orientation. May involve only closest friends, or family members and employer.

Crossdresser: a person who occasionally dresses in the clothing of the opposite sex for sexual or emotional pleasure, or both. The most commonly-used term, having replaced transvestite. May be male or female, hetero- or homosexual, bi- or solosexual, and may partially or wholly cross-dress.

Depilation: removal of hair. Transsexuals often use electrolysis.

Domination: sexual role playing involving power over another. See also: masochism. Bondage and domination, or BD, B/D.

Dominatrix: the dominating female partner in a sadomasochistic relationship, sometimes a paid professional.

Drag: crossdressing, especially in public or in a performance. Drag queen, drag king.

Dyke: once used to indicate a butch (masculine role) lesbian, but now referring to any lesbian.

Effeminate: having the qualities of a woman, or a man having feminine mannerisms or personality. Effeminism.

Female impersonator: a man portraying a woman in a public performance.

Feminine: a highly subjective concept of the essential qualities of a woman.

Femme: a feminine-appearing person, usually used to describe a woman.

Fetish: a specific object or body part capable of creating sexual arousal; examples are high heels, leather, feet and certain fabrics. Fetishism, fetishistic.

FTM: female to male, as in crossdressing or a transsexual.

Gay: one who prefers sex with another of the same sex.

Gender: the social-cultural expression of a person's biological sex (or self-perception of one's sex, which may vary from the strictly biological). Sometimes used to mean expressly male or female.

Gender identity: the self-perception of being male or female, or a combination of the two.

Gender dysphoria: condition when one's perception of one's gender doesn't match one's biological sex ("I am a man in a woman's body").

Genderfuck: sending mixed gender messages, especially through appearance, such as wearing a prom dress, combat boots and a mustache.

Gender outlaw: a person who flouts the usual gender roles.

Gender role: culturally accepted behavior indicating a male or female.

Hermaphrodite: a person biologically between female and male, sometimes with genital and /or reproductive body parts of both sexes. More in favor: intersexual.

Homosexual: one who prefers sex with another of the same sex.

Intersexual: a person biologically between female and male, sometimes with genital and/or reproductive body parts of both sexes. Replaces hermaphrodite. At one time meant homosexual.

Lesbian: a woman or male-to-female post-operative transsexual preferring sex with a woman.

Macho: describing extreme masculinity which may involved the subordination of women. Machismo.

Masculine: a highly subjective concept of the essential qualities of a man.

MTF: male to female, as in crossdressing or a transsexual.

Pansexual: involving all gender variations, sexual orientations and activities.

Pansy: negative term for a boy or man having feminine qualities.

Passing: crossdressing well enough to be seen as a member of the opposite sex.

Queen: as distinct from a drag queen, a gay crossdresser often looked up to by other gay men as an organizer and social locus.

Petticoat discipline: punishing or humiliating a boy by dressing him as a girl.

Power exchange: sexual role-playing when one acts as the dominant and the other the submissive.

Sadomasochism: inflicting and receiving pain, often to produce sexual excitement. See also: domination. Masochism, SM, S&M, S/M.

Sex: other than having sex, one's biological assignment as male or female, or in between (see intersexual).

Sex hormones: substances produced by the testes, ovaries and adrenal glands in different quantities in females and males which promote bodily sexual characteristics. Certain hormones artificially taken by men can grow breasts. Other hormones taken by women can grow facial hair and lower the voice.

Sex reassignment surgery: surgery to change, within the limits of surgical possibility, a person's genitals to those of the other sex (and retain the possibility of sexual stimulation). In male-to-female conversion, the penis is converted to a vagina. In female-to-male conversion, the challenge has been to create a version of a penis.

Sexual identity: how one perceives oneself as male, female, or in between. A biological female may identify as a male and vice versa.

Sexual orientation: how a person chooses to have sex -- with the same or opposite sex, with both, with oneself, or not at all (asexual).

S/he: can be used in place of the generic "he," which has been used as a cover term for all males and females (similar to the usage "man's role on earth" to indicate everyone).

Sissy: a boy or man seen as having feminine qualities; often a negative term.

Solosexual: having a preference for sex with one's self (a term invented by Valory Gravois; please advise if there is a better existing word)

SRS: sex reassignment surgery.

TG: transgender

Tomboy: a girl who prefers the activities, privileges and dress of boys, and avoids female restrictions; sometimes used to describe adult women.

Transgender: a popular cover term designating those not traditionally male or female (i.e., between the genders), including crossdressers, transsexuals, intersexuals, gender dysphorics, and those for whom no label yet exists. Transgendered, transgenderism, transgenderist.

Transsexual: a person who feels his/her gender or identity doesn't match their biological sex ("I am a woman in a man's body" or vice versa). Most live in the desired role. A pre-op or preoperative transsexual is a TS preparing to have genital conversion surgery. A post-op or postoperative TS has had the surgery. Not all transsexuals desire surgery. Many take hormones to make their bodies look more masculine or feminine.

TS: transsexual.

Transvestite: one who occasionally dresses in the clothing of the opposite sex for sexual or emotional pleasure, or both. Can be male or female, hetero- or homosexual, bi- or solosexual, and may partially or wholly crossdress. Some have felt the word is a negative medical term; crossdresser and crossdressing are more commonly used today. Transvestism, tranny.

TV: a transvestite.

Unisex: not pertaining to one sex only. Unisex clothing can be worn by both traditional sexes. A unisex hair salon invites customers of both sexes. Unisexual.

Abraham Lincoln
You see it is like the donkey punch which I hope you know but this one you do
her doggy style and much like lincoln got shot in the back of his head,
you punch her knocking her unconcious and to her back to the floor,
you then bust all over her face and cut and sprinkle yours or her pubs
onto her face, hince the name abraham lincoln.

Arabian Goggles
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.

The Bait N' Tackle
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

Ballsacking
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.

Bear Claw
A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

Beef Curtain
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

Beer Dick
This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

Blumpy
You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

Brown Bagging It
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

Brown Necktie
You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

Brunski
When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)

The Bullwinkle
The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)

Butter Face
When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.

The Canine Special
Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

The Chicken Cutlet

While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some sand and stick it back in.

The Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

Chocolate Pizza
Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.

Cleveland Steamer
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

Cock-Stuffing
Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

Cold Lunch
The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

The Concoction
First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

The Compton Gangbang
You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)

Cop's Delight
The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

The Corkscrew
Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

Corn
Originating from the fine campus of Cornell University comes this unique, rarely used term. Saying that a girl is "Corn" means, she is so fucking hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorgeous, that you would happily eat the corn out of her shit. Can be used as a great pick-up line or friendly compliment, for instance; "Baby, you're more Corn than Green Giant", or "Damn bitch, you are Corn!"

Couch Bombing
When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

Coyote
This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

Cum Dumpster
A quadriplegic whore.

Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
The once in a lifetime act when blowing a hot steamy load down the back of the girl's throat, proceed to give her a large cold bottle of your most favorite carbonated drink and make her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.

Daisy Chain
Partner (A) is sucking off or eating out partner (B) who is sucking off or eating out partner (C) and so on until the final person is sucking off or eating out partner (A). Partners can be gay, lesbian or straight.

Davey Crockett
A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.

Dirty Sanchez
A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

Dirty Swirly
While boning a chick doggie style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a healthy load of shit, or some hot piss, or both), stick her head in the toilet and flush...she'll dig it.

Dog In A Bathtub
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

Donkey Punch
Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.

Duct Tape Trick
Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.

The Dunkin' Delight
When your girl fills her mouth with a cold glass of milk,then sit on her face and dunk your balls in and out of her mouth.

Dutch Oven
Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing).

Dutch Treat
The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Can be very messy.

DVDA
The abbreviation for "double-anal, double-vaginal". This is the term used when a girl takes four cocks in two holes. A hard core porn industry norm.

The Electric Chair
Your psychobitch girlfriend decides she wants to try something kinky, so she props your stupid naive ass up in a chair, strips you down, and ties you up. After arousing you, she then takes a car battery and clamps two jumper cables to each nut sack. This causes you to have all sorts of synapses, spasms, and convulsions. She then mounts your Frankenstein and proceeds to get electrofucked. Warning! May cause erectile dysfunction after performed.

Felching
A gay activity which I do not condone at all. It happens when one fag fucks another fag in the ass and then sucks the jizz out with a straw. Only included for those of you who are considering going to jail. *note: never seen it done with a straw...

The Fish Eye
From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motionsignaling that she has been there and done that.

Fish-Hook
When you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

The Fire Island
This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.

Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!

Flooding The Cave
Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well.

The Flying Camel
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.

Flying Dragon

After blowing your load into your girlfriends, mouth immediately follow up with a spinning heel kick to the face

The Flying Dutchman
This didn't used to be a specific deviant sexual act, it was just a phrase that sounded dirty and would be shouted out during intercourse on occasion simply for the novelty factor. However, its popularity increased and it has now developed into a specific act, namely that of, just as you are about to blow a load, in any sort of sexual situation (even masturbation for those true pioneers who are constantly on the cutting edge of the sexual revolution) you begin to shout, "Here comes the Flying Dutchman!" This should confuse your sexual partner (or whoever is in hearing range) completely, sometimes causing interesting side effects.

The Fountain Of Youth
While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before you release and spew like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)

Fur Ball
You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, a mammoth hair ball gets lodged into your throat.

Gobstopper
With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want.

Golden Shower
Any form of dropping piss all over your partner. Great for those who like watersports.

Greek
The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's eyes closed with your man seed. E.g. "Hey guys, check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry honey, but you asked for the Greek salad

Ham And Cheese Sandwich
Eating a woman's box after you ejaculate all over it. A delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is sure to appeal to anyone's appetite.

Hershey Highway
When plugging your girl in the ass, you run into some hot diarrhea. Don't hurt her feelings by getting grossed out though, just pretend it's extra lube.

High Dive
The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of your partner's hole and in one motion